All our lives are a work
of art
I am immortal, I am invincible
--My Father’s House, Eidola
Can you imagine having the balls to write something like that? Calling yourself invincible? CRINGE.
But Andrew Wells did it anyway. THAT’S THE HUMAN SPIRIT, THAT’S HOW GOOD ART IS CREATED. Embrace it. “Cringe” is the destroyer of sincerity.
Sorry, I’m listening to the album again. I can’t think straight. Lemme see… Zzzzzzzz… exciting blog today, right?
You know, in the YT vid of that song, there was this disgusting fat goth girl who left a comment saying “Hail Satan” 🤢 You know, purely out of spite since it’s a Christian-y song, Andrew is a Christian.
The most disgusting creature in the world is the irreverent God-hating woman.
ICK. GROSS! GET HER AWAY FROM ME! YUCK!
Go hail Satan all the way over there, you smell bad and you’re a drag to look at.
What was I talking about? Did I want to talk about Eidola anymore?… No, I think that was it, let’s just move on… actually speaking of cringe, I just got CUCK by Ye. Listening for the first time. Bro, Virgil is suuuuuuch a good song.
VIRGIL LET ME DOOOOOOOWN
--Dante, 1321 AD
This is the album where he uh, confesses what he did with his cousin when they were kids, right? Lemme take a listen rn, it’s gotta be COUSINS… brooooooooooo this is goooood this is what I’m TALKING about, you have to –not you, but people in general—we need to like, be more brave, more open and honest. (easier said than done, right? Watch me continue to *not* be as open and honest as I *could* be) Sure, there’s a… sometimes it’s better to just *not*. Maybe it’s even *often* better to just not shout your darkest secrets in public LOL. Unironically save it for the priest unless you’re actually using it for some reallyyyyyyy good art... And maybe COUSINS is even one example where it’d have been better off not said. It’s a good song, but was it worth it? But nothing ventured, nothiZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I don’t care, I’m tired.
I know you understand the *spirit* of what I’m trying to say. Lesser’s blog is a good example of what I mean, he’s RELENTLESSLY, brutally honest.
Backtracking for a sec, I remember when Ye posted that confession and all of Nick’s ankle-biters were smugly celebrating and instead of turning on his friend, Nick’s just like “He’s so real for this” 🥲 loyalty is so underrated.
I’ll try not to bore you too much, I’ll only cover the more interesting fights. If you start getting too bored, please feel free to skip it.
Ironically, I MISSED the first fight of the night, a women’s match—and one of women, MMAGuru said had “THE MOST EXCITING 3-ROUND WOMEN’S FIGHT IN HISTORY”, when she fought in the contender series for her contract. I didn’t get to see that, so I would have liked to see her v__v but I missed it!
Anyway… let’s take a look at the card and see if I can make this interesting for you… hahaha I’m skipping the next 9 fights. Lemme tell you about the heavyweight fight between Serghei Spivac vs Ante Delija.
Serrrgheii Spivac, he’s a great fightah. Oi’d love ta fiight ‘im.
I love Serghei Spivac. Ever since I saw him manhandle Derrick Lewis. You think I can just easily show you a pic...
lol
it’s the easy. Look at this dood. THE POLAR BEAR Serghei Spivac. A
combat sambo practitioner. He fought Ante Delija, who has a ton of
fights, a ton of wins, a ton of power, and a third nipple. Ante
actually has a third nipple. I wonder what that’s like. I’m not
going to show you a picture of Ante, because I’m not just going to
post pictures of all the fighters, I’m getting tired just thinking
about it. Maybe the winners.
Anyway, Serghei DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO TAKE HIM DOWN. Nothin’ but striking all 3 rounds! Ante hurt him in the 2nd and had him against the cage for … like a good 10 seconds, but honestly all three rounds could have been Serghei’s. And one judge agreed with me.
In Serghei’s last fight against… Waldo Cortes Acosta? He won but was ROBBED. And now Waldo’s up next for a title shot, God-willing Tom Aspinall recovers soon from getting his eye gouged. It should be Sergh—Although Tom did already beat Serghei...
I’m starting to bore you, I’m sorry. Let’s move on—oh but also, after his win, Serghei crossed himself and that made me happy :’)
What else… let’s just do two more: Geoff Neal vs Uros Medic. A minute in, Uros sent him to the shadow realm, the end. But what made The Doctor’s victory cool was him thanking Jesus Christ in his post-fight interview, and the entire Texan crowd cheering for it. Very wholesome. [I love it when Michael Bisping has to interivew fighters who do that, since during his career, he told Vitor Belfort that Jesus isn’t real, and Vitor kicked him so hard in the head that he went blind in one eye 😏]
Uros isn’t undefeated, but he does have a 100% finish rate. His record is 12-3, and he has knocked out 10 men(9 in the first round) and submitted 2 of them. Scary guy, very cool—wait a minute they were Welterweights? Why did I feel like they were so much bigger…
FINALLY, the main event: Sean Strickland vs Anthony Hernandez. Middleweights. A highly-political fight for some people lol. (they pretty much ALL are for at least one group of people) An immigration enforcement-supporter vs a Mexican-American. I can’t relate, I think Hernandez is cool(though, I do automatically think anyone with cross tattoos are cool) But Strickland’s become something of an American hero for his defeat of Israel Adesanya and his common-sense center-right political ranting. And calling Canadian reporters scum and humiliating them when they asked him stupid political questions. But he’s also very humble. Too humble, really, he’s very self-deprecating and calls himself white trash. But he’s just a lovable guy. And just like how he was a 8-1 underdog against Izzy, he was something like a 4-1 underdog against Hernandez.
Never bet against Strickland. People forget man, his record is actually like, fantastic. I don’t remember… I think it was maybe 29 and 7 going in? And the losses were not very bad. A split decision to uh… ...Killa Gorilla, I can’t remember his name -_- aaaand… getting knocked out by Pereira, which there’s no shame in.
Hernandez—Fluffy is his nickname btw, he’s a little chubby and used to be really fat. Anyway Fluffy’s power comes from the relentless pace he pushes. He will bully you backwards and then you’re just doomed. But Strickland is like, a boxing genius lol. He really is. You know how he countered Fluffy’s pressure? He just moved sideways instead. He never let himself be backed up too far. Then just kept jabbing and jabbing (went from #3 to #2 most significant strikes in the company’s history—behind Max Holloway at Feather & Lightweight.) He took the first 2 rounds, really making it look easy, despite how dangerous Fluffy was.
And then in the 3rd, he kneed him to the body and that was the beginning of the end. Fluffy hurt baaaad, backed up, Sean just bing bing bing bong bing bong, knocks him down, bam bam bam that’s all, GG.
Fantastic performance by Strickland. Very unhappy crowd lol. But he gave Fluffy a ton of praise in his interview. Not just complimenting his boxing, but that he’s also married with a kid, and therefore more of a man than Strickland is. He also said he feels part-Mexican now. Strickland’s really very nice like that, the only people who don’t like him are like, far-left freaks.
Hernandez’s 8 fight win streak broken. The future of the middleweight division remains unclear. WHO IF ANYONE will ever defeat Khamzat’s unstoppable lay-and-pray?
Anything else?no, no, let’s start wrapping up I’ve tortured you long enough.
...any video game stuff? No, I don’t feel like it Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
well, let me confess something to you, please. I haven’t done good at quitting the Wings clips 😭 I love to hate him. I know it’s wrong. And when—you look at the commentt section of any kind of “lolcow” slop, and you realize that the people who are invested in it are like just total scum. They’re so genuinely angry and hateful. And frankly they’re dumb, too. But… am I transforming into one of them?
Was I always in this bad of a mood? Maybe it’s because of--
Too horny, can’t live. It’s uh, insane. It’s really insane. I think/hope it’s getting easier by the day though. Like I would rrrrrrrreally be pissed off if I failed at this point. So surely I’ll just keep becoming more unwilling to fail, right?
I have to channel the energy better, though. Because I am kinda losing my mind. Vidya helps, working out helps. But I think I need something else. Maybe I can force myself to start... drawing.
Bored Art Online is going to be the latest arc of Bored to Death. The guys all get isekai’d into [idk yet, maybe Muse’s or Hilde’s game, or something else entirely].
I’m WAY too tired to write a part today, sry. But, let’s see how everyone’s doing…
< Lesser- Paladin / Primary: Sword of Solomon / Geist: None
🧙♂️Wizard- Hunter / Primary: Mossberg shotgun / Geist: None
🦴Bone- Half-Dev Warrior / Primary: Maul / Geist: UNKNOWN
✂️Kuts- Swashbuckler, a bullshit class that was invented for him by Limace’s servant. I can’t even remember that poor guy’s name. / Primary: Cutlass / Secondary: Flintlock Pistol / Geist: Cutsman
❓Ask- Jester / Primary: AUG rifle / Geist: Chimpout
everyone’s going to have… HP, MP, and pshhhh… probably
the usuals like Strength, Speed, Intelligence, Faith
I’m aware that I’m currently overextending myself, with autistic “organization” stuff, but I think it’ll be fun anyway. I think it’ll be fun to write. Something like…
“Ask, behind you!” Wizard yelled.
Before Ask could turn around, he got slimed out by a Lvl 1 Slime.
It should have been impossible. Wizard used Scan on the Slime and saw, to his horror, that it had an Insta-kill buff.
Tapfer saw it, too. “This is Limace’s work,” he growled. “He’s buffing all of the weakest enemies in the Tutorial Forest… but why?”
Wizard blasted the Slime back, and Bone dragged Ask’s corpse away to be rezzed by Lesser. But there was no time. More Slimes had started to surround them.
It’s got some potential. I don’t want it to be too boring, though. And I’m sure it will be if I lean TOO HARD on the gameplay elements, there has to be a balance between it and an engaging story. Wizard’s actually found a great balance in Mil-Sim Story.
The guys are going to have to be going through [wherever they are] for a good reason. Like maybe… finishing the game does something? Restores the Devs? Destroys EA? Idk. What does this remind me of, though… oh lol wasn’t there something like this in Hunter x Hunter? They went into a video game world for a while. That was pretty fun.
Okay you’ve suffered enough.
NOOOOOOPE. Ill ttyl pls take care, have a happy night. Godbless frien